Atta boy
Alex Rodriguez is raking the ball right now. And as a Yankee fan (yeah, that’s right), if it’s Derek Jeter’s ass that has been the magic touch, then Alex, you stick with what works. If you need to sit on the bench with your finger in Derek’s butt like his ass was Tolkein’s ring, then by God Alex, you stick your finger in his butt inbetween innings.
At least now everyone can get off Alex’s back about not being clutch and get on his back about his sexual orientation. Because let’s be honest…if you’re single, athletic, handsome and have more money than God, choosing to hook up with Kate Hudson of all people, is pretty much like being gay.
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