Motherly Love 2.0

Almost as bad as letting your kid do this

A mother’s role has changed over time but one thing a mother ALWAYS is, is Lord and protector over their own children. Nothing comes between a mom (be it a bear, an egret, or a human) and her offspring…Unless you offer up a can of beer, of course.

A 30-year-old Greenville woman was arrested for misdemeanor child neglect Thursday night after police found her 9-year-old daughter sleeping in a vehicle in 37-degree weather, while she was inside a bar drinking for 90 minutes.

If beer trumps offering your child a chance at survival, why not just keep your vaginski closed and continue your life as a useless, miserable drunk, by yourself? Why do you have to validate your existence by reproducing and dragging someone into your miserable life? Nothing better to do? Maybe I just don’t have all the pieces. I’m sure mama will clear it all up.

Police said the woman, who said she had three alcoholic drinks, denied any wrongdoing and said she checked on the girl periodically. She said police were harming her daughter through their actions.

Captors periodically check in on their captives too, but that doesn’t mean that everything is hunky-dory.

39 degrees. While the mom was in a bar drinking. I’m telling you…my, You-need-to-pass-this-exam-in-order-to-reproduce test, is gaining more cred day after day. Who’s with me???