Wait, You Did What?

Get IN the bong kitty.

Do we need to create an “Only in Denver” section to this blog, or are we going to keep our focus on the absurdity of Texas? I think we’re going to have to talk abou this because this motherfucker is really pushing for Denver.

Acea Schomaker, that’s right, his name is Acea, put his cat in his bong to “try and calm it down.”

Wait wait wait wati wait wait wait. What? What the fuck did you do?

YOU. Put your cat in your bong. And you smoked pot, thinking that might calm it down? WTF? Explain the thought process here Acea, do yourself a favor and put it out here for me.

You see, this is the problem with stoners…sure they don’t cause the same types of accidents drunk people do, sure they don’t cause fights, piss their pants, puke everywhere. But here’s what they do do: STUPID. ASS. SHIT.

This alone is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard, and Acea, you are officially on my death list. I want to stuff YOU in a bong and then shit down the tube you dumb fuck.

Only in Denver? I dont’ know dude….