These Kids Need Some Help, Seriously

relax son

Kids do crazy shit all the time. Hell, I did crazy shit. One time I full on made out with my cousin, and I probably would have banged with her had my parents not walked in.

Kids doorbell ditch, light poop on fire, and buy illegal fireworks. But THESE KIDS are FUCKED UP.

“Attempted murder charges were filed against a 15-year-old boy Tuesday afternoon and another teen was charged with aggravated battery, bringing to five the number of teens charged with intentionally setting a boy on fire in an argument that started over a video game.”

Dude, that may have been a bit of an overaction don’t you think!?!

“The teens have been accused of dousing 15-year-old Michael Brewer with rubbing alcohol Monday afternoon and setting him on fire as he sat by the pool at the Lime Tree Village apartments in Deerfield Beach.”

Oh my god! I don’t even know what more to say other then that’s just completely ridiculous. They actually lit the poor guy on fire. Lit him on fire!! WTF!?!

And it’s not like this was some random act of vengence, in fact, it wasn’t the first crime committed that day!

“According to BSO, one of the juvenile suspects, the alleged ringleader, was owed money by Brewer for a video game. The ringleader allegedly stole Brewer’s father’s bike as payment, but was caught on Sunday.”

So you’re telling me this little shit stole a bike, got caught, then decided to light the kid on fire. This is better then a Chucky movie!

Seriously though, try them as adults. I don’t care how immature and retarded they are, lighting another kid on fire as he lays by a pool is sick. Sick as fuck.

“Steve Feeley of the Broward Sheriff’s Office. “It doesn’t reflect very well on our community or our society,” said BSO Sheriff Al Lamberti.”

You think dude? WTF!