Sweatbox = Terrible Idea

Boy, can't wait to go in there...

This is the kind of shit that happens when you give hippies a couple hundred thousand dollars and ask them to build a “retreat.”

“Two people died and another 19 were injured at a central Arizona resort after spending up to two hours in a “sweatbox,” authorities said Friday.”

Sweatbox. Let me try and define that for you. Sweatbox = Giant tent in the middle of the desert that is filled with scalding rocks and covered with blankets thus making it HOT AS FUCK.

Seriously? Who signed off on this? What individual saw this poor excuse for a massive sauna and thought – yeah, now THAT’S a good idea.

“About 50 people had spent up to two hours inside the “sweatbox,” a dome-like structure covered with tarps and blankets, according to the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office.”

Two hours!?! Are you fucking out of your minds? When I sit in a sauna I curse the devil after like 8 minutes! That’s it, know why? Because those things are like ovens, only made out of wood that smells like old shoes. Two hours under a roasting hot tent in the middle of the damn desert just doesn’t make sense.

What’s next, a swimming pool filled with bong water? WTF!