Dude.

Sir, your arm is uhhh...

Yes, that photo is directly related to this article. That arm is not CGI’d.

Torron Eeles busted his left humerus bone leaving it grotesquely out of shape when he fell down stairs TEN months ago. Today he slammed the NHS for “unacceptable” delays – claiming they have cancelled FOUR separate operations.

Something tells me that the photographer didn’t have to say, “Give me more anger! You’re upset! You’re mad! Show me mad!” Look at his fucking arm! It looks like a leg! (Picture his elbow as a knee cap and you’ll see what I mean.)

“It’s been so long the bones have knitted back together. Sleeping is really uncomfortable because whenever I roll over my arm gets in the way.”

Knitted. Not fused. Not adhered. Knitted. Do you know how long it takes to knit something? Me neither but I bet it’s long as shit. In fact, I just threw up a little bit.

His arm hangs limply by his side meaning Torron cannot work for a living and now faces the prospect of losing his home.

So faithful readers, remember that your life isn’t as bad as this guy’s is. Your coffee cup is leaking a little bit, you say? Well that’s too fucking bad. At least your arm doesn’t look like a lightning bolt.