Lucky Raoul

The luckiest "Raoul" I knew of until now.

Each time I think that the human race couldn’t confuse me anymore, and I am ready to truly give up on it, I read something like this and homo sapiens totally redeem themselves! It’s uncanny!

I have been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to figure out if “Raoul” is supposed to be pronounced “Raul” as in: Raul was so lucky to “Lucky Raoul” his girlfriend yesterday, or if it is supposed to be pronounced “R-owl” as in:…I have no fucking idea what else sounds like “R-owl” actually.

But my heart tells me that this is supposed to be pronounced “R-owl”. Besides, how many Raul’s in the Bay Area know what a Nordic Trac Pro Skier even is. Also, how many Raul’s do you know actually have a W-2 income, let alone know anything about the job market? Besides, Sanchez already has a monopoly in the market for Hispanics that already have a sex act named after them.

In honor of the “Lucky Raoul”, BROWTF has invented its own sex act and we are debuting it to the world today. It’s when you have sex with a girl who is on her period and when you finish, you take your penis out and pat the blood on the top left side (her right) of her forehead. It’s called the “Mikhail Gorbechev”.

What’s up now “Raoul”?