Throw Him To The Wolves!

yes, you are the stuff of dreams

Oh man, I sure am glad Michael David Barrett got caught. Hopefully now he’ll get what’s coming to him.

“A magistrate judge will decide Monday whether to allow bail for an Illinois man accused of surreptitiously taping sports reporter Erin Andrews in the nude and posting the videos on the Internet.”

Throw the book at him Judge! Make this guy…..WHAT AM I SAYING!

Look, if there’s ever been a time when sports fans from across the world need to come together, it’s now. Barrett needs our support guys! I mean, he basically got all of us 10 steps closer to our fantasy than we ever could have dreamed. He handed us the ball, all we had to do was throw it. I swear to god, when they announce his $1 billion bail, I will be the first to kick down, no questions. That’s right, I said it. You thought it…I said it.

Barrett is a fucking hero and should be worshiped. We should feed him grapes and give him foot rubs whenever he wants. Think about it….he gave me spank bank material that will last for MONTHS. And you’re the same dude, don’t even lie.