That’s Just Ridiculous

just chill out there guys, for a while...

Detroit is too poor to bury it’s dead people. So they’re sitting in a big freezer, waiting. WAITING.

“Inside the Wayne County morgue in midtown Detroit, 67 bodies are piled up, unclaimed, in the freezing temperatures. Neither the families nor the county can afford to bury the corpses. So they stack up inside the freezer.”

With all due respect Detroit, fucking pull yourselves together.

Here’s a tip from myself, a World Renowned Economist in relation to you schmucks: Go to the nearest college and post an add in the dorms. $15 an hour to people willing to dig holes. I’m pretty sure the city can afford that. Find a patch of grass, and start digging.

If you don’t want to go down that path, just throw in the towel. Turn yourselves over to Canada and burn down all the old factories. And PLEASE stop feeling sorry for yourselves. Let’s not forget, you were the ones running the factories that were making shitty cars. You were the ones that insisted on a union that basically had no idea what it was doing. And now you’re the ones that can’t bury your dead people.

WTF!