Good job Tufts. I guess you want war instead.
Being on the top bunk slowly oscillating back and forth while your roommate on the bottom bunk is fornicating – a lot louder than they think – is part of the college experience. You couldn’t possibly try to regulate it. Could you???
Sex in a dorm at Tufts University is fine. Sex in a Tufts dorm with your roommate there? That’s a no-no. The Boston-area school has a new policy this semester banning sexual activity while a roommate is in the same room.
Gosh. The 72 year-old PRIME MINISTER of Italy is having orgies with 20 year-olds, 3 times a day in the town square and the Italian population shrugs its shoulders, rolls its eyes and continues its life…in tight fitting tank tops and capri pants, of course.
Us? We find any way we can to ban sex, thinking nothing of the people who love to masturbate to the sound of other people having sex in a dark room. Sheesh!
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