Is This For Real?

And I can't believe you have no friends!

Cnn.com’s love affair with “The Frisky” has to be the worst partnership since assless and chaps. “The Frisky” is less useful in life than a sack of dirty socks when you’re starving. I mean, what the fuck is this?

Let me be clear: I do have girlfriends. I’m not incapable of being friends with women. I have some really great female friends who are all regular-looking like me. When we bicker, we get over it. But when a normal-looking woman like me befriends someone who is model-pretty, there’s trouble.

So glad this is on cnn.com. I seriously just went through the whole article to find the most ridiculous quote to put up on here but it’s really the whole damn thing. It’s complete and utter nonsense. It’s a “normal-looking”woman’s random thoughts that just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on with no end in sight, I mean it just keeps going and going without a logical thesis or an important point whatsoever, it’s just gibberish, hogwash, malarky and it’s embarrassing that it is on an international news page. Do you know what I mean????????? It’s filled with examples of “I wish I was prettier but I am going to pretend that I’m happy with my personality” blah blah and then it ends with these words of wisdom:

I could go on with other examples of disagreements with attractive women where I ended up getting ditched, but I think you get the point. It’s their loss, I think, because they could have had a friend who stood up to them. That’s an asset, ladies. But it’s my loss for being so stubborn about arguments that I lose friendships over them. I’m just unwilling to be a butt-kisser. I really, really can’t do it.

Wait. It’s their loss, you think?…Oh, now it’s your loss? Jessica, get some help and sort your life out. Cnn, get relevant.