These Girls Should Be Arrested For Murder

I'm pretty sure Viagra does something to these body parts

I'm pretty sure Viagra does something to at least one these body parts

Apparently, these Russian chicks thought it was funny to offer themselves up for $4,500 to a defenseless mechanic, who scientifically has no control over objectifying women (Reminder), if he could keep them both satisfied for 12 hours. I don’t think it’s funny. I think it is criminal.

Normally, a man wouldn’t turn down this bet even if it was a gentleman’s bet. Men of course think that they could literally fuck every chick in the world, if only they had the time. We would take the bet, sure that we would bang these chicks all night long in a hot sweaty mess, leaving them in a pile of Nirvana.

Of course we would cum once, MAYBE twice, feel bored with the chicks in no time (no matter how hot they were) and go to sleep not caring that we lost the bet because after all, “I just fucked you both and that’s all that really matters in the long run.”

Offering him up $4,500 for this task now raises the ante…

A SEX-MAD Russian guzzled a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

“SEX-MAD”? He was a man. Doesn’t sex-mad go without saying? Wouldn’t the word “opportunistic” work better here?

But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack.

MINUTES after winning the wager??? He fucking did it???? HOLY SHIT! His heart stuck around for as long as he needed it to. Kind of like a husband who dies shortly after his grieving wife passes.

Do you know how long 12 hours is? I couldn’t do anything for 12 straight hours! My body gets tired from being awake and alert for 12 straight hours, let alone thrusting my penis into and out of 2 girls for half a day. This guy should have a statue erected (no pun intended) and these 2 murderous whores should be locked up.

They better have given the $4,500 to his family. That’s the least they could do for this hero.