This is who popped up when I typed "Russian Prostitute" into google. Believe me now!?!
I know exactly how this feels.
“A videotape on a Russian Web site allegedly showing a State Department employee having sex with a prostitute is a “smear campaign” meant to discredit the man, a State Department spokesman said Thursday.”
Oh totally. I mean, the same thing happens to me all the time. All those tapes of me nibbling on Bai Lings nipples, those were definitely doctored. So was the one where I do Angelina Jolie doggystyle and then cum all over her back. I think somebody in Ukraine had a hand or two in doctoring that one.
Or maybe this guy is banging prostitutes as he works as a religious and human rights advisor in the embassy in Moscow. Because why the fuck wouldn’t he? Russian prostitutes are SLAMMIN! And they let you drink vodka out of their perfectly chilled vaginas! Are you kidding me people, smear campain? Not a chance, this guy was flat out getting his and I don’t blame him one bit!
“State Department spokesman Ian Kelly said the U.S. ambassador to Russia, John Beyrle, “supports” Hatcher, who remains at his job at the embassy.”
No shit, I support this guy too!
WTF!
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