Dumbest Crime Ever

Yeah, we see you buddy

Even in a world where internet porn runs freer than the Mississippi River, we still have people putting themselves out on a ledge to be called a creepy pervert (without looking at their cached internet searches, of course)

Police say a west suburban man used really bright lights and a camera for action on an unwitting sunbather in a tanning booth in Bolingbrook, the Herald News is reporting.

Buddy! Are you serious? This is not a Puritan outpost in the middle of the 17th century. You don’t have to sneak into changing rooms to get a glimpse at a semi nude female body. And even if you did want the thrill of videotaping it for yourself, you most certainly do not need stage lighting for your shot! A simple digital camera with video recording will do.

“The victim was applying lotion when she observed a hand holding a camera coming from the adjacent booth,”

Jesus Christ! Why didn’t you just plant a director’s chair in her room and stock the place with some catered food?

Hey Manuel, I’m gonna get you 3 words for your early Christmas gift: xvideos dot com. Stop being a weirdo in public and just be a weirdo to your own self conscience as you continuously question why sexually aggressive videos turn you on.