Good, Cause You’re NOT Qualified

Your next Senator....

“Pitching legend Curt Schilling has decided not to run for the Massachusetts Senate seat left open by the late Sen. Ted Kennedy.”

In related news, THANK FUCKING GOD.

Just because you can throw a fastball 90 miles an hour and locate it like one of those red laser things I use on little girls’ asses, doesn’t mean you get to argue politics. Plus, you’re just a dumb hick anyways, so eat shit and die Curt.

“Earlier this month Schilling told a Boston radio station he was considering running for the seat, though added the chances were slim. Schilling also said then he had been approached by party leaders — including McCain — who advised he should consider mounting a campaign.”

Are you serious? This is case in point why John McCain would have been absolutely devastating for this country. Only a true schmuck would actually think that having a washed up old conservative dickhead sitting in a true seat of power is a good idea.

Hey guys, how about this? In order to be Senator in the most powerful fucking country on the planet, you have to have a Masters Degree, be able to spell “otorhinolaryngological,” and need to have proven yourself politically at least as much as I have.

WTF!