See What You Get For Showing Off?

Whoops.

Men. Any chance we can get to impress a girl, we will do it. Of course, sometimes those attempts to impress can backfire (see: “Yeah, I can handle this Double Diamond.”) and we end up severely hurt or worse. In this instance, it was definitely worse.

James Looney, 40, of Imperial shot himself while demonstrating to his girlfriend, the safety mechanisms on three guns.

Well that stuff happens with guns. I’m sure this flesh wound will heal up soon and he’ll be getting plenty of ass in no time. Hmm? It wasn’t a flesh wound? He’s dead? Oh.

Looney put two guns to his head and pulled the triggers to show his girlfriend they would not fire with the safety catch in place, witnesses said. The third gun fired, Boyer said, adding deputies believed Looney had been drinking.

Couldn’t just aim at a wall, now could you? You had to put a loaded gun against your head. Jesus. This guy must have been trying to get his girl to take it in the butt for months and this was his TOTALLY cool way to get her phermones in action. I guess that “backfired”. haha. Get it???? Because the gun actually fir- …

But seriously, the right to bear arms is still relevant in the 21st century. Good work USA!