Just Go Away…PLEASE!

get over it!

Get this: Jessica Simpson is in a “tailspin.” Yeah, a fucking tailspin because her dumb dog got eaten by a coyote. And not that I really give a shit either way, I just can’t stand the fact that this actually considered news.

“After losing her beloved Maltipoo Daisy to a coyote attack, Jessica Simpson may be at the lowest point of her life, friends fear. ‘Daisy was her baby,’ one of them told PEOPLE. ‘It’s going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever.”

The worst place ever? You don’t say….Because I thought the worst place ever might be a death camp in the Philippines, or maybe Somalia. In fact, I’m sure being stuck in the same room as Sean Hannity would count as being way fucking worse then this so called tailspin. But living in Hollywood making boat loads of money and having the ability to do, say, feel, think, or fuck whatever the hell you want? Not so much Jess.

“Daisy was perhaps one of the most pampered pets in Hollywood. Simpson fed Daisy steak, not dog food, and referred to herself as “Daisy’s Mommy.” When leaving the house, Simpson left on the air-conditioning for her dog; and when Daisy was sick, Simpson refused visitors so that they wouldn’t wake Daisy. She threw Daisy birthday parties, and when she talked about having a “girls’ night in” with a video, she was talking about herself and Daisy.”

Seriously? You fed that little piece of shit steak and watched movies with it? Knock Knock….Who’s There….It’s me, your FUCKING DOG!

“This is serious. Jessica’s heart is broken.”

Alright, ya’all are really starting to piss me off now. I have a dog, I love dogs, and my dog has been in my family for more than 10 years. You’ve had your dog for 5 years and it sucks, so grow up, shut up, and pull yourself together you needy piece of shit.

WTF!