Oh boy.
Sipping my morning coffee on a Saturday morning is a time for me to reflect on the week that was. And it is also time for me to read some idiotic shit like this.
A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a county fair, authorities said.
Oh brother. That’s right, this murderous paranoid schizophrenic got to go on a field trip to a county fair. I’m all for not shackling crazy people to large pieces of lead and dumping them into the ocean but field trips might be a bit much the other way, no?
Paul was committed to Eastern State Hospital after admitting he strangled and slit the throat of community activist Ruth Motley in 1987, KREM-TV reported. According to court documents obtained by KREM, Paul believed Motley was a witch and killed her in response to voices in his head. He subsequently burned a deer carcass as a sacrifice, according the documents.
Yeah, why not give him some time to eat some cotton candy and try to win the big stuffed panda bear at the local fair? What could possibly go wrong with a psychotic killer at an event like that? But I know, I know. I’m being too harsh. These people have serious mental illnesses and they deserve to g-
“He’s the only paranoid schizophrenic — I’ve seen hundreds, maybe thousands of them — that frightened me,” Dr. Frank Hardy, a licensed psychiatrist, says in one of the documents, according to KREM. “The first time I took one look at him — and I’ve never done this before or since — I asked the jailer to remain in the room while I examined him.
Fantastic.
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