Oh Come On, Seriously?

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I guess Carl Lewis needed to get his name back into the spotlight. Now he’s weighing in on the case of the chick-with-a-dick sprinter from South Africa, Caster Semenya.

“Here is an 18-year-old young woman, because that’s what she feels she is, let down every step along the way . . . the South African federation should have dealt with it and I think the federation let her down,’ Lewis said on a visit to Tel Aviv on Monday.”

Seriously dude? So let me get this straight, as long as I FEEL like I am something, therefore I am? Sooooo, I FEEL like I’m super fucking fast now and I feel like I can jump 6 feet in the air. I guess I’m Usain Bolt and Michael Jordan combined? Hip Hip Hooray!

Carl, don’t try to cover up the fact that you’re probably trans-gender now too. I mean, we’ve all heard you speak, you sound like Michael Jackson with a bad cold and a hangover.

“To put it out in front of the world like that, I am very disappointed in them because I feel that it is unfair to her. Now, for the rest of her life she’ll be marked as ‘the one.’ “

Yeah, know why? Because she IS the one. SHE’S the MAN that ran in the WOMEN’S race, and kicked the shit out of all the other WOMEN she was running against. That definitely makes her THE ONE.

Her and Mister Gaga.

WTF Carl!