Boobs Are Amazing, Scientifically Speaking

Can't stop staring, can you?

I didn’t realize that women were still unsure of what a man looks at first when he casts his gaze on the female figure, but ladies you can officially stop spending money on the Proactiv and save up some cash to support the twins.

Researchers found that virtually half – 47 per cent – of men first glance at a woman’s breasts. A third of the “first fixations” are on the waist and hips, while fewer than 20 per cent look at the woman’s face.

Ladies, I know what some of you are thinking, you’re probably saying, “Well that makes sense since breasts do protrude more than anything on a female body so it’s natural for the human eye to be drawn to it initially, but I’m sure he quickly moves up to stare at my face and notice that I got a few inches off my bangs and added highlights.”

Ehhh…

Not only are breasts often the first thing men look at, they also glance at them for longer than any other body part.

Look, spherical objects are pretty and aesthetic. Spherical objects right next to each other are even better. Think of say…two testicles side by side. Don’t you just want to stare at them, touch them, perhaps suck on them and bury your head into them?

No? Well, maybe you just don’t appreciate aesthetic beauty like we men do.

“Men may be looking more often at the breasts because they are simply aesthetically pleasing, regardless of the size,” researchers said.

I think you should work on your spherical appreciation by starting with embracing testicular aesthetics and all its hairy and saggy splendor.