I HATE UPPERCASE TOO!

But no one should be getting fired

But I don’t think anyone needs to get fired over it. EVEN IF IT WAS IN MULTI COLORS!!

ProCare told the authority Vicki Walker – who was fired in December 2007 after two years of employment – had caused disharmony in the workplace by using block capitals, bold typeface and red text in her emails.

Disharmony? Was she working in Pleasantville? The only time she should be fired for being disharmonious is if she was in an orchestra and instead of playing her violin, she ran around the stage smacking oboe’s out of people’s hands and kicking over a standing bass.

But let’s for a second entertain the idea that an email can be disharmonious. What did her email say?

The email, which advises her team how to fill out staff claim forms, specifies a time and date highlighted in bold red, and a sentence written in capitals and highlighted in bold blue. It reads: “To ensure your staff claim is processed and paid, please do follow the below checklist.”

Oh, so she was stressing an important piece of information that surely everyone fucks up on their claim form and she probably has to fix everytime. What a disharmonious piece of shit she is, huh?

Hey Vicki’s boss, don’t be angry at the world because your wife and kids hate you. Just kill yourself already.