Twenty Five Thousand Pounds.

That's heavy

When was the last time you could comprehend anything weighing 12.5 tons? Besides that time I rested my penis on your shoulder. (Ohhhhhhhhhh snap! I got you good, there!)

Riverside County sheriff’s deputies have seized more than 25,000 pounds of marijuana in what they say is the largest confiscation of pot in the history of the department.

Holy. You know what else weighs 25,000 pounds?

- A fucking whale shark
- 30,188 boxes of spaghetti (A 25,000 lb piece of spaghetti would be 1775 miles long. Miles. That’s from NYC to Denver)
- 246,913 golf balls (if my math serves me right, that is equal to a golf ball, 8.4 feet in diameter! Fore.)
- 2.5 Blackhawk helicopters (Not 2.5 dark colored birds. 2.5 heli-copters!)
- 25,000 pounds of feathers
- 25,000 pounds of bricks (I’m still pretty sure the bricks weigh a few pounds more than the feathers though, but it’s close)

So, that’s a lot of weed.

Dear California, tax the goddamn stuff and get out of your economic malaise. Also, please send Snoop Dogg my condolences. I’m sure there aren’t UPS tracking numbers for this kind of stuff but he should be informed that the package he was expecting won’t be arriving anymore.