This Guy Should Jump Off a Cliff

Come on man, you suck. If I ever met you I would punch you, square in the jaw. In fact, if I ran into you at a Dodger game, I would waive a fucking hotdog at you, you piece of stupid fucking shit. This guy deserves to be shot, for naming his kid Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Let’s be real here, Heath Campbell is the most selfish person on earth, and the dumbest. He’s ugly too. I have a hard time even writing about this because you know this guy has been craving this sort of attention since he knocked his disgusting wife up 3 years ago. She is brutal, somebody should hit her in the face with a shovel…heinous. I wouldn’t fuck her with Hitler’s dick, wait, did I just say that?

I’m glad ShopRite wouldn’t write his stupid kid’s name on the birthday cake, as is just about every other living person on the planet, that goes without saying. What we DO need to talk about is the fact that Heath made this statement:

“I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past,”

Um, hey douche bag, wouldn’t NAMING YOUR CHILD ADOLF HITLER be considered living in the past! Are you fucking kidding me? Wake the fuck up man.

Good thing his daughters have such forward thinking names like JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell…WTF!? Aryan Nation? her name is ARYAN NATION?! Focusing on this future Heath is about as forward thinking as blind hate. Nice dude. Honszlynn Hinler is named after Heinrich Himmler. Yeah, the guy who was the head of the SS. Real tolerant there, Campbell. I hope they grow up to marry, Barack Fuck Whitey Johnson and Martin Luther Cracka Ass Cracka King.

Fuck you Campbell, you suck.