Solid Parenting

To be fair, look where it's located.

I’ll get right to it. She’s from Ohio. The state that always controls the presidential election. This woman’s vote is worth the same as yours. She was breast feeding while driving…What the fuck. Anyone ready for the 6th mass extinction in the planet’s history?

This woman makes the in vitro welfare mom look as responsible as Brad Pitt’s mom in The Curious Case.

This, unfortunately, is the curious case of an I-guarantee-you-she-voted-for-George-Bush-twice…until-I-found-out-she-wasn’t-white mom, with the brain of a cockatoo, the foresight of permanent rewind, and the hindsight of short term memory loss. Let’s dive in here:

Police say Genine Comptom could have injured her child and others because she was breast feeding and talking on the cell phone while driving the vehicle.

Police also say that shooting people in the face can injure them too.

Compton told News Center 7 Friday, “If my child’s hungry, I’m going to feed it.”

Ms. Compton takes the upper hand on the police for the most underachieving statement ever.

Police say it is against the law to drive with a child in your lap. They say there is not only the risk of a crash, but deployment of the airbag.

(blink blink) Thank you Captain Obvious. You’re one up on Ms. Compton now. Ms. Compton? Care to come back with an argument ceasing actual human thought as well?

Compton said she will take the advice of the officers into consideration, but she may breast feed her baby while driving in the future if she feels that is is necessary.

I quit.