That’s A First

Ladies, we can get confused with your gestures

In your lifetime, I don’t know how many times before or how many times again will you read this sentence:

Alameda County sheriff’s deputies say flight 947 returned Thursday morning after 21-year-old Darius Chappille of Oakland allegedly exposed himself to the female passenger sitting next to him and punched her in the face.

Talk about a red eye. (Oh snap.)

Lt. Howard Jacobs says flight attendants and other passengers then subdued Chappille, as he disrobed. He was apparently completely naked when sheriff’s deputies arrested him.

What no one seems to be talking about was the (I’m sure of it) playful glance and smile that that woman gave Chappille. We all know that women are a bit shy when it comes to hitting on men, so we are always more or less unsure if your friendly smile and hello meant, “Hello” or if that smile and hello meant that you wanted to give us a BJ before the cabin doors have even shut. It’s hard to decipher. The punch in the face must have meant that she gave the “I like it rough” sigh.

And for him to get naked even while being subdued? That can only mean one thing. She definitely must have given him the “I want to toss your salad” hello handshake.