Dude, That’s A Dude

what up dog!?!

I can’t believe this is even in question. I mean, look at him!

“South African athletics officials have rallied behind controversial new running star Caster Semenya, who won the women’s world 800 meters title just hours after the sport’s governing body asked for the 18-year-old’s gender to be verified.”

Are you kidding me!?! Look at him, that’s a fucking guy for crying out loud! He has armpit hair! Do you people really not see this?

We all know South Africa is years behind the rest of the world, hell, they just ended slavery like a few weeks ago. In fact, Mandela might still be in jail. But honestly, you guys are capable of telling whether or not a human with a dick is in fact, a male….right?

“Even the ID that she has, the passport, says she is a female,” Phiwe Mlangeni-Tsholetsane told CNN by phone from Berlin on Thursday. “There was no cheating on our part, or even on the part of the athlete.”

Oh good, that explains it. I mean, if a man from Florida can steal 140 million, yes, fucking MILLION credit card numbers, I’m sure the damn government in South Africa can forge it’s own Identifications. Shit, I’ve seen high school kids make perfect fake ID’s.

“If there are tests being done, we accept that. We can’t stop that,” Mlangeni-Tsholetsane said. “We have nothing to hide.”

Except a dick.