Levi Johnston = Classy Kid

Levi, let's take a test.

If ever there was someone the world doesn’t need to read about again, it’s Levi Johnston, but thank God there’s US Weekly to the rescue! Usually when someone is a respectful person, he is said to have “a good head on his shoulders.” Based on this interview, I am not even sure Levi Johnston has a head on his shoulders.

Levi Johnston says he may pose nude if the price is right. “It depends on the money, man,” says Johnston, an aspiring actor and model.

Huh? There are so many things in that last quote that make my head want to explode like a Femm Bot. Pose nude? Actor? Model? Jesus Christ. When did this fucking happen?

“It’s gotta be right for that,” continues Johnston in an interview with Bravo’s Andy Cohen via Skype from his hometown of Wasilla, Alaska.

A Skype interview with Bravo is to interviews as an ostrich is to “birds I wish I could be”.

But as far as “cougars” go, Sarah Palin is “not my favorite, no,” he says.

Levi. She’s your kid’s grandmother. I hope she’s not your favorite. In this photo dictionary I am looking at, I am surprised that I don’t find a photo of Levi Johnston for the entry, “tact”.

Now that Palin has stepped down as governor, Johnson quips he’s “thinking about” making a run for her former position. “Maybe one day. It sounds like a lot of fun,” Johnston says before signing off to go sheep hunting.

Earth to Levi, you would pose nude for cash and you just basically said that you would bang your kid’s grandma. I am not sure you are socially responsible to mop up spills in aisle 6. Plus, anyone who thought being a governor of a state would be fun, right before he stated his wishes to discharge a firearm at a virtually immobile peaceful animal, used to have to stand in the corner and miss nap time while the school notified his parents that their kid might be retarded.