I’ve Never Seen Fraud This Organized

Oh my gosh. I totally thought that was Vader for a second!

I once thought that Frank Abagnale Jr. committed the savviest, smartest bank fraud but I may stand corrected.

A Jacksonville woman who said she is Jesus Christ’s wife was charged with fraud Monday when she tried to purchase a car with a bad check.

Beat that, Mr. DiCaprio! Could anything be more unassuming than a disheveled woman purchasing a $70,000 car with a check signed, “Mr. & Mrs. Jesus and Emma Christ”? Well maybe a 5-year old kid with a mustache drawn on his face asking for a Playboy and some cigarettes, but that is the ultimate con.

Investigators also discovered Harrison has never had a driver’s license. She was charged with organized fraud, forging bank bills and uttering forged bills — all felonies.

Organized fraud? Ehhhhhh I don’t know if we should go so far as call this organized. It would be like calling a bum’s 6′x 6′ cardboard abode, “homely”.

I love you Florida!