This Man Is Not Smart

This guy's sign was almost as dumb as this.

You know that feeling you get when you are about to do something a bit daring, borderline illegal maybe, and your brain fires a one last warning shot across your bow as if to say, “Is this the smartest idea in the world? Should we really do this?” Well, this guy did not get those warning shots.

The Secret Service is investigating a man who authorities said held a sign reading “Death to Obama” outside a town-hall meeting on health-care reform in western Maryland.

Wow, I guess this guy feels so passionately about this health-care reform bill and he would do anything to stand up to the president’s policies. I half admire someone who believes in som- Hmm? There was more on the sign? Oh brother.

The sign also read, “Death to Michelle and her two stupid kids,”

Ah, yes of course. The old, “And your wife and stupid kids” routine. Apparently there were too many bows to fire across and so this guy’s brain just quit. Maybe the point he was trying to add to the health-care argument was suggesting that if we could kill whomever we wanted, there would be less people burdening the system?

Ok sir, your argument is noted. Now please watch your head while getting in this cop car. It’s hard to balance when your hands are cuffed together behind you.