Yeah, yeah! Right In Front of the Stained Glass Window..Like That!

In the latest installment of, “Who The Fuck Ok’d THIS Idea?”, Playboy Mexico (there’s a Playboy Mexico?) thought it clever to release its December issue days before the most holy of feast days for the Virgin Mary, in a devoutly Catholic country, with a model named Mary on the cover, in front of a stained glass window, with a veil over her head, while she shows a little side titty. Touche Playboy Meh-hee-ka-no…touche.

That brilliant idea didn’t go over so well with, well with probably pretty much ever non masturbatory male in the country. But the story only gets better and better as you keep reading. Stay with me.

So, instead of owning up to what is clearly a depiction of the Virgin Mary, Playboy Mexico pulled the ‘deny deny deny’ defense and said that “The intent was to portray a renaissance-like mood on the cover.” WTF? What mood, exactly? The mood you can imagine a horny Michaelangelo creating drunk one night?

Ok, so this is obvious. But the funny thing is that CNN then brings in “one of the best known priests in the United States” who just happens to be named, Fr. Cutie. Really??? With all the sex scandals, the Catholic church is cool with the most famous priest in the U.S. to be called Fr. Cutie???? Come on!! He sounds like the kind of guy who would write a book and call it “Real Life. Real Love.” to play on the double meaning of his love for God and for little bo-… Hm? What? He actually DID write a book by that title???? Get the fuck out of here!! That’s like OJ Simpson writing a book titled: “If I Did It, Here’s How it Happened”….Wait…he DID????

I’m still not sure what is more entertaining, the fact that Playboy clearly used the Virgin Mary as inspiration for the cover or that the most famous priest in the U.S. is named Fr. Cutie with a book out called: “Real Life. Real Love.”

Gotta love sex & religion, huh?