Adkins…South Beach…Or Tequila

well done LenDale

Rejoice Tennessee Titans fans, your boy LenDale White is coming to camp FIT this year. And by FIT I mean, Free from Ingesting Tequila. WHAT?

“[The weight loss] wasn’t a lot of major diet changes. (It was) watching what I drink. I was a big Patron consumer. … That’s what it was. I was drinking a lot, drank a lot of alcohol. I cut that out of my diet all the way. I don’t drink at all. I cut the drinking, I stopped drinking for six months.”

Dude, stop it. You ACTUALLY have the audacity to tell the public that you literally lost 30 pounds and 12 fucking percent body fat simply because you stopped drinking Tequila! Are you out of your damn mind?

Imagine Coach Fisher when he stumbled upon this article in the Daily Tennessean. I’m fairly certain he spit his coffee all over the damn sports page.

“There are 69 calories in each shot of Patron Silver. If we figure that it takes 3,500 calories to burn one pound and that LenDale lost 30 pounds over roughly 30 weeks, it stands to reason that in order to lose that weight he could have cut his caloric intake by 500 calories, or 7.5 Patron shots, per day.”

Awesome. So now that LenDale admitted that he was basically sucking down a bottle of Patron per night, we can brush that behind us because he lost 30 pounds. Great. That’s like saying, “Well I stopped raping young girls and I lost the bacterial infection I had, so now things are great. Right”

Right LenDale, right.