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…and enjoy.

I just got this email forwarded to me and I had to share it with the world. What follows is the actual email. Good Lord!

Just so you know – I’ve only seen this girl once for a total of 8hrs, including 3 that I was asleep. This convo was on BBM over a week and a half – absolutely insane. What do you think?

Amanda : Was last night weird

Aaron : Weird? Just a little – your big sister is bff with my ex-gf

Amanda : No I mean us sleeping together

Amanda : I’m sorry though about the whole steph thing. I now can imagine how that would be weird

Aaron : I mean it was weird just cause the red eyes I took during the week caught up to me and the fact we saw steph/chelsea who I associate with ex-gf

Amanda : I’m sorry. Ill def remember that in the future..they’re some of my good friends but no need to all hang out together

Aaron : No worries

Amanda : K well have a good day at work

Amanda : And safe trip to boston and san fran

Aaron : Thanks

Amanda : Ugh Thanks! Talk to you later this week

Amanda : If not, that’s cool too

Aaron : Well talk, have a good week at work

Amanda : If you don’t want to hang out, its cool

Aaron : We’ll talk – just busy at work – and it’s awkward w/steph.

Amanda : Ok – I didn’t know you still had feelings for you exgf. I’d rather not be involved in all that

Aaron : Alright, well we’ll talk when I get back from san fran

Amanda : I mean do you?

Aaron : Sure

Amanda : Ok well I’m sure we’ll talk at some point. Take care

Aaron : We’ll talk – good luck with the new job this week

Amanda : And I didn’t realize it would be that weird for you

Amanda : Thanks – take care

Amanda : I was in your building this morning!

Aaron : Here in midtown?

Amanda : Noo your apt! One of our clients is marshalls and a sales rep lives there. We had to pick her up for a meeting in our office

Amanda : Very random

Amanda : Anyway thought I’d tell you

Aaron : Sorry – meeting – yah, very random

Amanda : Hey – are you free to talk later

Aaron : Hey – I’m getting crushed

Aaron : Got to get a memo out at 7

Aaron : Then a dinner uptown

Aaron : And then I leave at 3am for boston

Amanda : No worries. When are you back from san francisco

Aaron : Thursday night/friday morning

Amanda : Okay we can talk then or whenever Good luck with everything this week

Amanda : And have a safe trip to boston and sf

Aaron : Yah,of course

Aaron : Thanks

Amanda : The reason why I was concerned is because I wanted to make sure you still wanted to talk

Aaron : Hey – do wanna talk. – I’m sorry just super busy

Amanda : Don’t worry about today being busy. I was just concerned about you still being upset about the steph thing

Amanda : Ill talk to you on friday. Just know that I wanna talk and I’m still interested

Aaron : Alright, let’s friday

Aaron : *talk

Amanda : Sounds good

Amanda : Hope san fran is good. Just went to the boat basin w. Friends and people I work with

Aaron : San fran is good – lots of work unfortunately. Glad you made it to the basin – good place

Amanda : I actually met up w my ex and his friends who is going out with one of girls I work with

Amanda : My ex suggested it. Haha so I thought of you

Aaron : Oh yikes

Amanda : it was an awkward night

Amanda : oh well

Amanda : K good luck with the work and get home safely!

Aaron : Thanks

Aaron : Have a goodnight

Amanda : You too. I’m excited to see you

Amanda : It better happen this weekend

Amanda : K or maybe not

Aaron : Hey – we’ll talk friday

Amanda : Ok – but I’d guess I’d like to know if you wanna hang out again

Amanda : I’m guessing then we:ll just talk about that on friday?

Amanda : K goodnight

Amanda : Sorry about yesterday.

Amanda : We can talk on friday – k?

Amanda : Aaron?

Amanda : Hey

Amanda : is everything ok?

Amanda : Hey – why haven’t you responded

Aaron : Amanda, I don’t think it’s a good idea to see each other again.

Amanda : Ok why

Amanda : Is that what you wanted to talk to me about

Aaron : Just you’re relation to steph is too close to my ex-gf and I don’t think it’d work out

Amanda : I know

Amanda : But I enjoyed getting a drink with you and I think its a shame this is going to get in the way

Aaron : Well, I know, but right now it’s not a good time

Amanda : Why is that

Amanda : I totally understand I’m just wondering

Aaron : I work a lot at the moment which makes me skeptical for overcoming the fact that your close friends are very an ex-gf of mine of 3 years

Aaron : This isn’t a science; I just don’t think it’s a good idea

Amanda : Aaron, I seriously understand – and empathize with you a lot. While I am only going to be here this summer, I’m moving here for good in january. I didn’t want anything serious this summer – just wanted to ’see someone.

Amanda : I’m sorry it didn’t work out, but I’d love to see you when I move here – maybe things will be different

Aaron : Alright, when you move here let’s see where things stand, but I’m sorry, right now isn’t the time

Amanda : K – well I hope its the right time for me then. Have a great summer

Amanda : At the boat basin haha

Amanda : K bye

Aaron : Have fun

Aaron : K

Amanda : Well I know you don’t wanna talk to me anymore – that’s why I said ‘k bye’

Amanda : One last thing – its good your not seeing me til jan.

Amanda : With the weight and all…

Aaron : I’m just at work – that’s all

Aaron : Don’t worry about it

Amanda :

Amanda : I can’t believe you don’t wanna see me anymore

Amanda : K bye. Just know that I understand where your coming from with the steph thing

Amanda : But you’re missing out on a great girl

Amanda : Goodnight

Amanda : Are you still at work

Amanda : ?

Aaron : Yah – still here

Amanda : Man I’m sorry. My best friends suprised me and are visiting this weekend. They aren’t moving to the city for another 2 weeks but knew I’ve been lonely – they’re amazing. Come out and meet us!

Amanda : K I’m guessing that’s a no.

Amanda : Ok I’m not going to continue to drunk text you…have a good night slash I wish you didn’t make the decision that you did

Amanda : ?

Amanda : The decision makes me sad

Amanda : Are you alive

Amanda : This is just rude.

Amanda : I’m home – gnight

Amanda : Seriously is everyhing ok

Amanda : I$

Amanda : I’m sorry about last night

Amanda : Hi – my dad wanted to smoke hookah for fathers day so I brought him to le souk

Amanda : Goood times….

Aaron : That’s a good place to go – bet he liked it

Amanda : He’s loving out – he loves cigars so its right up his alley

Aaron : Very cool

Amanda : I wanna see you at some point. This is ridic

Amanda : I really think it doesn’t make sense that we can’t just hang out to get to know one another

Amanda : Without steph – just the two of us

Amanda : What do you think

Aaron : I’m super busy

Aaron : At work now actually

Amanda : Oh na

Amanda : Oh man I’m sorry

Amanda : Good luck with work – ill talk to you later

Aaron : K

Amanda : I’m moving down to the financial district this week

Amanda : ah sorry wrong person – I’ve been smoking all day. Out of it

Amanda : Are you still at work

Aaron : Yup

Amanda : Wow – go home

Amanda : I mean when can u go home

Aaron : Probably midnight or one

Amanda : I feel bad

Amanda : For you

Aaron : Don’t

Aaron : I signed up for it

Amanda : true – and it sounds very impressive

Amanda : I’m starting to pack my stuff up. Moving to battery park to live with my gfs at end of the week.

Amanda : I’ve been lonely without them ha. They’ll all be here by july

Aaron : Cool – listen – I’m super busy

Aaron : I gotta focus

Amanda : Ok sorry – later

Amanda : Hey – sorry for interupting. But I think you’re right, we shouldn’t hang out

Amanda : K so goodnight and good luck with the work

Amanda : Is that okay

Amanda : Ok you’re working so I’m interpreting that as a yes

Amanda : Did you get my bbm yesterday

Aaron : Yah, I got it late – look super busy – I got a presentation in London on Wednesday

Amanda : Good luck with the presentation

Amanda : And enjoy london

Amanda : Hey – when are you leaving

Amanda : K still working. Good luck

Amanda : Hey – the reason why I don’t wanna hang out is because you’re never gonna be around. I know your ridiculously busy with work and I wanna hang out with someone on a consistent basis

Amanda : I’m sure you’re still working but I just wanted to tell you my reasoning

Amanda : K bye

Amanda : Can you at least respond

Aaron : Listen – look – you’re right I work a lot

Aaron : I’m actually on a conference call

Amanda : Plus to be honest I’m offended about the steph thing – you didn’t even want to get to know one another before not hanging out

Amanda : I know I’m high maintenence in that I want someone to be there – and I’m guessing that’s not gonna happen with you

Amanda : So you work a lot and I don’t want that – it doesn’t make sense for me

Amanda : Anyway, you’re working. I’m going to someones to watch a movie

Amanda : Have a good night and safe trip to london

Aaron : Ok – thanks, night

Amanda : do you agree with me in not hanging out

Aaron : yah, it’s best

Amanda : best because of work or steph?

Aaron : Both

Amanda : The steph thing doesn’t make sense – you wouldn’t be seeing her, you’d be seeing me.

Amanda : Listen – I’m normally not like this with guys. At this point, I would normally just move on and not even think twice - but for some reason I’m interested in you

Amanda : I wish the steph thing didn’t bother you – if that was the case, I’d get over the working fairly quickly

Amanda : anyway, I know that I want hang out with you - its bothering me that you don’t feel the same or don’t wanna make any accomedations with work

Amanda : Good luck with the presentation!

Amanda : Fyi – I am currently ‘babysitting’ clients in cali.

Amanda : Are you in london?

Amanda : The reason why I’m asking is cuz I’m actually there now

Amanda : My dad had to go for biz – and suprised me with a plane ticket. My bf lena lives in germany – she came to visit – we just got home

Amanda : Hey -

Amanda : I don’t know uf

Amanda : If you got this but I’m in london with my dad. Leaving tomorrow morning

Amanda : Anyway, hope things are good

Amanda : Are you back in ny

Amanda : If u don’t wanna hang out whed I get back please let me know

Amanda : Hey – let’s meet up tonight. Stephs at the beach and I’m out with my other friensa

Amanda : Yes or no? Let me know

Amanda : Hello?

Amanda : ?? Can you answer

Amanda : I’m confused

Amanda : Aaron?

Amanda : All I have to say is you’re missing out – ha

Amanda : Seriously

Amanda : Are u alive

Amanda : Hi – can you just say you don’t wanna hang out anymore so I’m not confused

Amanda : Its actually really rude that you haven’t responded

Amanda : What’s wrong with you – do you mind just manning up and saying you don’t wanna hang out

Amanda : I’ve honestly never encountered anyone that’s been this rude. Its weird

Amanda : I’m assuming that you’re not going to respond.

Amanda : With that said, you don’t know anything about me and for some reason you didn’t want to get to know anything about me. What you should know is I’m a great girl and don’t deserve to be treated like this

Amanda : And, in the end, its unfortunate because your missing out

Amanda : *you’re

Amanda : Good bye and good luck

Amanda : Aaron?