Maybe The Toughest Son Of A Bitch Ever

I would have cracked like Linda Tripp!

Felix Brinkman was a 90 year old survivor of Auschwitz.  He has a number tattooed on one of his arms and endured years of torturous conditions and unimaginable hardship though the Holocaust. You think a hooker from the Bronx would get this guy to crack? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Brinkmann’s body was found lying face down in his bedroom, his hands bound, his body showing blunt-force trauma wounds,  “They must have tied him up and beat him trying to get him to open the safe, and he didn’t, so they killed him,” said Dietl. “Knowing him, he probably told them, ‘I did five years in Auschwitz!  You’ll get nothing from me!”

Five times he had been slated for the gas chambers, but each time he used his fluency in German to talk his way out.

I think this guy just made Jack Bauer look like Tootie from Facts of Life.  This prostitute better hire the Ghostbusters, because I bet Felix will come back from the dead and kick this bitch’s teeth in!

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