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In the latest edition of Calm Down, we get this guy:
A game of Monopoly has landed a Michigan man in jail. WDIV-TV reported a 54-year-old man was playing the board game Saturday night with a female friend when he tried to buy Park Place and Boardwalk from her. When she refused, Fraser police Lt. Dan Kolke told WWJ-AM he hit her in the head, breaking her glasses.
Ho-lee Shit Bro. While that is a bit excessive, I do like your competitive and tactical spirit. If you control Park Place and Boardwalk, you pretty much control the game. I too never play a game just to “have fun”. I “took control of a game” once when I sawed a kid’s leg off for beating me at hop scotch in 2nd grade. Needless to say, he had trouble hitting that double-single-double-double-single combo again! Haha. Who’s laughing now?! I also continuously smoked him at double dutch from that point on, but now I’m just babbling.
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