Hey God, What do you Think About THIS?

JE...SuS....WALKS....

There’s a couple issues this article raises, some good, some absurd. But first and foremost, I can’t wait for the Pope’s response to 1.5 million year old footprints being found in Kenya.

Imagine when he heard the news…There’s Pope Benedict sitting behind his desk with some small page boy concealed.

Another boy runs in, guess what Pope?

Pope: What young boy, and call me Pope Benny or I’ll smack your ass with a ruler.

Boy: They found 1.5 million year old footprints in Kenya.

Pope: What boy? Don’t sin to me boy, it’s forbidden!

Boy: I swear Pope Benny!

Pope: Shit, now what do I say????

Pope: Come here boy.

So to update the score it’s science: 348,811,908 and creationism: 0

I can’t wait for Creationist camp to contact me and demand I take down this down, and I can’t wait to tell them “Fuck You.” But this does seem a little suspect, I mean let’s be real here, Kenyon’s can barely find food for fuck sake, how do we believe they actually found a groundbreaking scientific breakthrough by way of a footprint? Come on…..