Finally

by Uncle Awesome on July 30, 2009

Oh you, such a goofball!

Oh you, such a goofball!

I have been thinking for a long time now; “Sure, I like Hitler as much as the next guy, but how do I really learn to nurture my inner racist?”  Well, if you have been anticipating an all Aryan Nazi training center as much as I have, GREAT NEWS. . .

Germany’s far-right National Democratic Party (NPD) has triggered outrage with plans for a Third Reich-style “training centre” in a small village. The mastermind of the scheme is Jürgen Rieger, a lawyer and deputy leader of the anti-immigrant, anti-EU party that is steeped in pride for Adolf Hitler and the “achievements” of the Nazi regime.

I wonder what “achievements” they will focus on the most?  Probably the revolutionary Autobahn.  Look out structural engineers, this could be the training you were looking for!  Maybe they will really get into the mind of an artist, as Hitler loved to paint.  This could be the beginning of a learned artistic revolution!

I have a copy of the application here.  I’m a bit confused, I think I found a trick question.  They are asking my opinion on the Holocaust, now what it is it they want to hear?  Hmmmm, that it didn’t happen at all, or that it was a good start?  Let’s see, history books in the South call the Civil War the “War of Northern Aggression,” so I’m gonna go with “it just didn’t happen”.

(I hope they make s’mores at camp, yippee!)

Last 5 posts by Uncle Awesome

No related posts.

Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.

No Comments

This website uses IntenseDebate comments, but they are not currently loaded because either your browser doesn't support JavaScript, or they didn't load fast enough.

Leave a Comment

Previous post:

Next post: