Paris, No One Respects You Anyway. Relax.

This must have been rock bottom

Is Paris Hilton running against Sarah Palin for the Presidency in 2012?  Because for the life of me, I can’t figure out what reason anyone would care what she has to say about the remorse she feels regarding her sex tape?  Oh wait, I forgot about the, “Hey, Look at me!” factor.

“When you trust someone and love someone – for them to do that to you, it’s really hard. It’s something that bothers me every day.”

Awwww.  Is someone a wittle upset wiff the way things turned out in their life??  I mean gosh, Paris.  I can see how that tape really made things tough for you.  There you are, a child of no creed, family or heritage.  A social orphan, if you will.  Walking around in a multimillion dollar home on a weekday with nothing but the shirt on your back and a diamond studded necklace paid for by someone else’s blood sweat and tears. 

And this sex tape came out and completely buried your long career in doing absolutely nothing at all and spirals you into being paid to show up at paries and drink your face off.  Things got so low that you had your own perfume, were on the cover of magazines and in TV shows and you had to pretend that you loved the attention!  Sheesh!  Fuckin a, girl.  You must relive the horrors of that sex tape everyday!  I guess you learned your lesson! 

“It wasn’t my fault, it was something that someone did to me, so I’ve just learned to be a strong woman and nothing can hurt me at this point.”

It’s nice to see that such a negative moment has turned you into such a wonderful, hard working person. 

God Bless America!

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