Oh Good, Waste Your Time On That

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There’s a lot of important shit going on in the world right now. The US Economy is stepping back from the edge of a cliff, the Middle East is in shambles, Michael Vick is out of jail and just bought a few new pit bulls. But what we really should be talking about is this:

“The upcoming White House meeting with Henry Louis Gates, Jr., and the Cambridge police officer who arrested him earlier this month appears to have touched off a fresh debate all on its own: what kind of beer should be served?”

Yeah, what beer should these two schmucks drink with POB (this is my new nickname for President Obama. Makes sense and sounds fucking awesome.)

After it was announced that POB would throw a few BL’s back, the police officer a Blue Moon, and the Professor of Needing to Chill the Fuck Out some Red Stripes, Massachusetts was up in arms.

Oh good. And I give a shit why….

“But one Massachusetts congressman thinks another beer entirely should be served: Boston’s own Sam Adams. In a letter to Obama dated Wednesday, Massachusetts Rep. Richard Neal strongly urges the president not to drink Budweiser, now owned by a Belgian company. Nor should the White House consider serving Miller or Coors, Neal writes, both owned by a United Kingdom conglomerate.”

Hey Dick, here’s a letter from me to you:

Dear Rep. Dick Neal:

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!

Respectfully,

Big Lou Al Timber

We all know Sam Adams basically tastes like piss, and I’d rather have a Blue Moon or Bud Light anyday. As for Red Stripe? Well I’d shit on that decision but then I might have a raging Professor threatening me and calling me racist. And who needs that? WTF!