I Can’t Tell What Is Better

he's BLUE!

“The same blue food dye found in M&Ms and Gatorade could be used to reduce damage caused by spine injuries, offering a better chance of recovery, according to new research.”

But fuck all that noise. More importantly: “The only side effect was that the treated mice temporarily turned blue.”

I can’t tell what is better, the fact that this may lead to developments for people with spinal injuries, or that if you drink enough gatorade you can turn motherfucking blue! How cool is that?

Think of the possibilities: Dressing up as a smurf or a Siberian for Halloween just go SO much cooler. And if you drink enough you’ll probably blend right in with the sky, which will make trespassing, spying, and of course voyeurism so much easier.

Blue rats dude, AMAZING!! WTF!