It looks like that alien comes in peace! Let's give him an award!
Michael Jackson could perform like none other. He was the King of Pop (No, not his bedroom antics with kids, I’m talking pop music); there’s no disputing that. But isn’t that enough? Can’t we just let his body melt – err decompose – in peace? Speaking of peace…
Michael Jackson fans have launched a campaign calling for the superstar to be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. They say he should be honoured for his charity work and “lifelong dedication to the well being of humanity”.
You people have lost your minds. Lifelong dedication to the well being of humanity? What?! You realize his life was cut short because he was not dedicated to the well being of his own self, right? The dude said that if every child on earth died then he would jump off a balcony. What kind of a sorry excuse for a coherent statement is that?
Hey everyone, if the world’s largest hydrogen bomb somehow vaporized all the oxygen on this planet, I would walk across the Sahara Desert until I died of dehydration. I mean it! You shouldn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize because you are on drugs and talk like a girl.
However, nominations for the peace prize are not made according to public demand.
So put the petition down and go DOOOOOO something productive! Michael’s dead. He does not care about anymore awards. He can’t care, because he’s dead. And anyways, MJ was in intergallactic mental orbit on par with Gary Busey the last 15 years of his life. And I don’t think we’re giving out any global peace awards to Mr. Busey anytime soon.
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Commodore, you are making a fool out of yourself.
I for one signed did sign this petition.
"Lifelong dedication to the well being of humanity"
Commodore, Michael's influence is unmeasurable. Michael holds the Guiness world record of most humanitarian efforts by a pop artist.
Michael donated 100% of the "Dangerous World Tour" (he performed to more than 3.5 million people) TO CHARITY (!). That's a lot.
The bottom line is that I don't even care whether Jackson qualifies for the Prize or not (most of the nominees are academics or members of specific institutes) – the truth is Michael did more in 50 years than a 100 other people put together. He has promoted tolerance amongst different races more than many of the holders of the Nobel prize.
By the way, i love Gary Busey. You are giving the console Commodore a bad name.
Enough with your funking criticism, huh?
greets,
Ziggy