Stop Sending Me This Video

How on earth this video has +8,000,000 hits is confusing me. Why do I give a shit about a bunch of white hacks that can’t dance? Ok, so the guy that looks like Turtle can do a hand stand (kind of). If these were black people and they were tearing shit up, and it was recorded with a camera nicer than a Canon Elph, and it had video vixens from the Domincan Republic in it and was called “Big Pimpin”, then send it to me. I’ve seen better dancing at “Deaf Step” (it’s a made up step class I created for comedic purpose).

The dude at the 2:34 mark looks like he’s never heard a melody in his life and he just got back feeling to his limbs after 18 years of being paralyzed. How he can fuck up, “Step, Hold…step hold…step, hold” is beyond me. And what is up with the retardo boxing T Rex arm thing? Jesus Christ.

Ok, Turtle at the 2:55 mark is pretty good, but again, it’s a bunch of white people trying to dance. If I wanted to see that, I’d record me pregaming in front of the mirror in my room.

And ladies, this is Chris Brown playing, at a wedding. I thought you hated him. See that, Chris Rock was right. Put on some beats, and chicks don’t care who’s saying it or what he says. And God knows, 99% of the views of this video are chicks who are now dying to have this type of shenanigans at their pre-divorce ceremony.

Could someone have please given some direction to the big guy at 3:27 – 3:42? Dude looks like an ice skating 3-legged hippo on acid.

What kind of a groom wears a beige suit? And for God’s sake, there’s a woman standing where the priest should be. I’m glad everyone had a fun time watching a clip from Satan’s Church.

WTF.