The Horrifying Male Genitalia

I guess we should blow that up in case kids have questions

A few weeks back, I commented on our society’s apparent disgust with the male unit, here. In fact, the first sentence in that article was: “Is a penis like the worst possible thing to see in the world?” Well surely enough, we have more evidence that yes, the penis is evidently the worst thing on the planet.

The statues called “Journey to the New” depict a nude family making an exodus from Russia and Ethiopia to Israel. The anatomically correct figures have led to a lot of pointing and staring…Linda Austin said she purposely takes another route when walking with her 6-year-old. “He’s gonna have questions,” Austin said. “I don’t think he’s ready for that.”

Christ. Of course this is Florida. Hey Linda, guess what? Your son has already been to youporn.com (don’t go there at work if you still want a job) and xvideos.com (ditto to previous parenthetical) and already thinks that the missionary style is boring so he always fast forwards through that part. And anyway, these aren’t bronze statues depicting a Japanese gang bang, it’s naked refugees fleeing for their lives. Maybe you’re afraid he might ask you, “What’s tolerance, mommy?”

An 18 year old girl, a one, Taylor English, had this central thesis to her argument:

“From the other side, it’s not so bad. But now that we see it from the front, maybe they could take this one out,” she said referring to the father in the group.

Take this one out?!?! Take out the father of a group of naked refugees fleeing for their lives because you don’t like to see a penis? Oh you got some nerve. You know what happens to that family if the father is removed from the situation? His wife and kids are probably going to be raped and killed. It’s nice that you support rape and murder, Taylor. I bet you’re wondering why they were allowed to flee at all, isn’t that right, fraulein?

If you have a boyfriend, I hope he understands that he is NEVER getting any ass. Run, Taylor’s boyfriend…flee.