That’s Cool, You’ll Still Go To Heaven

gross

Christianity is outstanding. You can literally be the most heinous individual on the planet, but as long as you repent and claim Jesus Christ as your savior…seconds before you die….you’re going to heaven! Even if you rape little girls.

“Prosecutors said Alamo took five underage girls across state lines for sex as far back as 1994. They said one was as young as 9 and was “married” to the evangelist.”

That’s awesome. She was 9 dude. 9. I don’t know if there’s ever been a story in the history of Browhatthefuckness more broWHATTHEFUCK worthy than this.

I would literally pay money to watch Sig from cell block 17 rip this guy’s asshole to shreds with his bedpost. Gross I know, but I am certain I’d enjoy it.