When Capitalism Goes Wrong

Right.

There are days when I miss a good dictator. (note: I have never lived under a real dictator unless you count my 3rd Grade Teacher as one. He had a snake..in the class room. And most dictators drape snakes around their necks and walk about their constituents. Point is, I know how a dictatorship works.) A dictatorship pretty much makes a situation like this null and void.

Mayor Bloomberg has another opponent to keep an eye on in his bid for re-election. The Naked Cowboy plans to run for office.

Really ABC News? We know you have nothing consequential to report on and you are trying to keep us on the edge of our seats but, Opponent to keep an eye on? That’s like saying that Michael Jordan should keep an eye on his new opponent because Lieutenant Dan just rolled up to bball tryouts.

Burck says he has plenty of ideas on tax breaks, tourism, gay marriage, homeland security, and public transportation.

You know who else formulates plenty of ideas? Orangutans. Why don’t we give them a reed dipped in ants and the keys to a nuclear submarine?

The aspiring candidate’s chief rival is incumbent Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who is seeking a third term.

Chief rival? That “rivalry” couldn’t be more ridiculous if it read: The aspiring floater, Ton-of-Brick’s chief rival is Styrofoam, who is seeking to still be buoyant.