It could be the UFO’s, or….

it could be because your 42 dogs are living in a 5′x9′ box, rooting and sleeping in their own fecal matter. In another case of “Why Texas Should Be Allowed To Secede From The Union If It Wants To”, a clearly mentally stable woman was first of all allowed to purchase 42 dogs, and then decided that a hostel/family living style would be the best environment for them. Of course, the hostel/family living style she was conforming to was the Nazi definition for it.

When some of the dogs started mysteriously dying, she ignored all logic, fact and common sense arguments and decided to get the answer wrong to the first question of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”.

Regis: For $100, your 42 dogs are suffering and dying needless deaths. What is the reason they are NOT dying? A) They live in a 5′x9′ death cage; B) They are wallowing in their own shit; C) The pups were being born into those piles of shit; D) Circling UFO’s

L. Ron Hitler: D, final answer.

Dear Lord, please get rid of us.