He Did WHAT?

This shirt's coming off bitch...!

I don’t pretend to be a good “executive” or ”manager” of people. I have a hard enough time being the “executive” of my life and my ho’s. But for some reason I feel like I’m doing a better job than THIS GUY.

“Tony Bernazard, a New York Mets executive, recently challenged one of club’s minor league teams to a fight during a postgame clubhouse tirade, the New York Daily News reported, citing multiple sources with ties to the team.”

Dude, you gotta chill out a bit! Actually fighting your team is a tiny bit excessive if you ask me. Unless you just finished watching 300 on repeat for 12 straight hours, and then saw one of the players kick your dog, you CAN’T walk into the clubhouse, take your shirt off, and start challenging guys to a fistfight. Somewhere in the “How to be an Executive” handbook this type of shit is frowned upon.

In fact, I’m pretty sure when you signed your contract to be the Vice President of Player Development, they didn’t mean – Start developing players into ultimate fighters or boxing legends. You clearly took something the wrong way.

“Binghamton had gone 1-6 during an early July homestand that coincided with the outburst, losing three of those games by at least seven runs. The team was 37-58 and in last place in the Eastern League Northern Division entering Wednesday’s scheduled games.”

Alright, I see your frustration. If I were an executive for a team that had just gone 1-6 I’d probably kill a few guys, cut them up and eat them. That would probably send the right message. But ripping your shirt off ala Hulk fucking Hogan is one step over the line man. One giant fucking step.

WTF!