Seems Reasonable

Grab a drink and kick back, Malaysia

While most of the recessed Western World complains about having to cook their own meals at home, tie their own shoes and jerk off with soap instead of with rhino sweat, there is a world out there that has it a wee bit worse off.

An Islamic court in Malaysia has sentenced part-time model Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno to six lashes and a fine of 5,000 ringgit ($1,400) for consuming alcohol in a nightclub, a court official said Tuesday.

The question that really needs to be asked is, what was she doing being allowed out on her own in the first place?! Come on ridiculously-over-the-top-Muslim Malaysia, you gotta be better than that! I thought you guys abided by the Koran! WTF!

Now I understand why the fanatical Muslims martyrs get 72 virgins! It’s 72 because that’s a reasonable number of chicks a dude would have banged in his life had the girls been sucking down some vodka sodas when he met them.

Somebody get Malaysia a drink!