Because I Have Nothing Better To Do…

You just died to me, you're dead

I know, you’re thinking the same thing I’m thinking…she’s doing porn and I can’t fucking wait!! No more of this fake shit, we get to see the REAL Palin bush!

Nope. Not so much. Insteeeeaaad, Sarah Palin has joined Twitter and is going to sound off with “less politically correct” twits(?). Are you serious.

“The Alaska governor, who is set to resign her post at the end of this month, took to the social networking site Twitter Friday to proclaim she’s looking forward to being a little less restrained. ‘10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site,’ Palin declared.”

Oh, fucking wonderful! That’s great Sarah. Glad your bear-hunting ass is going to start being less politically correct. Glad you’re approaching your future in a really mature fucking manner.

I swear to God YOU, whoever YOU are, the ONE FUCKING PERSON that signs up to follow Sarah Palin on twitter, I will steal your bicycle and throw it in a river if I ever find you. I’ll fucking smash your head with a muffin pan if I ever figure out who you are.

WTF!