In-Fall-ible

I knew it!

Haha. Get it? Best title ever? Well that is if none of the other 8 billion websites that report “news” didn’t use it first. Don’t know WTF I’m talking about? Well, the pope fell and broke his wrist.

Apparently the ‘Ol # 1 in the sky is trying to send some sort of message to the Catholic #1. Question of the day is, who do you pray to if the pope breaks his wrist?

Idiot: Dear God, did you hear?! The pope broke his wrist! It’s so awful! Please help.

God: Dear Idiot, I know. I did it. I feel like he has been trying to pull a Stringer Bell to my Avon Barksdale, and I don’t like it. I don’t trust the guy. He’s up to something and quite frankly he looks like the Emperor Palpatine, and fuck that guy, right?! Now stop wasting all my bandwidth with your stupid requests, please…Oh and I love you, you’re my sheep, you shall not want, and all that. Peace.