Sand – Qaeda | Bro, WTF?!

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In the land of “Making Shit Up To Scare Its Citizens”, the U.S. Government is at it again.

A new study says you risk getting an upset stomach and diarrhea if you dig into the granular stuff to fill toy pails, build sand castles or bury yourself. You’re better off walking along the shore or swimming in the surf.

That’s right folks. Sand. You can’t play in the sand at the beach. Way to go government. Have you ever met anyone in your entire life who felt sick after playing in the sand, unless they ate it?

This country amazes me. We basically subsidize the shit burgers and all the processed crap fatasses in this country shove in their faces every chance they get – which is basically making Type II diabetes the new “must have” of the summer - but they tell me that I should wash my hands after going to the beach. I should probably wash my hands after I take a shit too, doesn’t mean I do?

Next thing they’re going to tell me is that I should wear some sort of protective sheath over my penis when I have sex with prostitutes. Ohhhhh k, Mr. Scientist! (making a silly face) What, am I going to catch some sort of “sex” disease? I mean, Come onnnnnnnn!

What they should be figuring is out is why I have this whooping cough and no more white blood cells. Riddle me that!